custard cream


n. an -rg-smicly amazing tasting biscuit
gimme a custard cream d-mnit!
pejerotive term for a white h-m-s-xual who has unprotected -n-l s-x. originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of workington in the uk.
that guy’s definitely gay. i bet his -rs- looks like a custard cream.
during s-x, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man’s chest. the man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his p-n-s, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl’s t-ts.
she needed a shower after andrew gave her a custard cream.

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