Customer Service

a job which causes your -n-s to hurt because you’ve been bending over backward and taking it from whiny, complaining, bratty, idiots all freaking day long.

see also: h-ll.
me: i need a new job.
friend: what kinda of job are you looking for?
me: anything other than customer service. i’d rather scoop the p–p off streets.
a service that a company provides to individuals. 90% of what customer service representatives deal with are people known as idiots. these idiots are losers, whiners and no do-gooders that have nothing else to do with their time.
you realize this after working in a phone center for a short amount of time.
something that isnt what it used to be. customer service workers get paid to lower themselves and kiss -ss to ungrateful, stupid pr-cks known as the “public.” customer service workers only have their positions while obtaining a college degree, so they can get out of customer service h-ll and kiss ungratefull customers goodby for a real job that offers a future and more financial security.
customer service workers get a bad rap from the ignorant public. they like their position no more than the patrons who look down on them. i used to be in customer service (the food/restaurant industry), and would spit in the food of idiots who would p-ss me off and look down on me for providing a service for their pathetic, ungrateful -ss. when working in customer service, you immediately see how stupid people have become today.
a job which causes your -ss to bleed like h-ll, your psyche to be corrupted by severe hatred and psychosis, and which has significantly increased the suicide rate of humans. you always have to take it up the -ss by these whiny, b-tchy, brain-f-cked -ssholes that are called “customers” who do nothing but scream, complain, and make your life a living h-ll. finding an actual intelligent and non-b-tchy customer is like selling a pack of grand prix cigarettes: it’s so f-cking rare that it almost never happens.
-“i’m sorry but i do not have enough money to cash this payroll check at the moment.”
“what? no, i want a manager, right now.”
“fine, b-tch, i’ll call a manager for you, but it’s not going to change the fact that i don’t have enough money in my f-cking till.”

-“omg this is the worst customer service i have ever had, you guys don’t have any more cheetos in stock, that’s it im never coming here again, walmart is going to drive your -ss out of town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“go ahead. i’m a full-time college student working almost a full-time job at minimum wage, sleep-deprived and hardly getting homework done on time. you don’t know how few sh-ts i give.”

-“i want your number to corporate because these cookies rang up 99 cents more than advertised!!!”

-“omg thats it im reporting you guys to the bbb for false advertising!!!!”
“cool story bro, want a f-cking trophy or something?”

-“i swear, once i graduate and receive my degree, i’m going to kiss all of you -sshole customers goodbye for a real job!”
we closed!
hey, i’d like to order some food.
……we closed.
but the sign says you’re open 24 hours!
……we closed!!!

nice customer service, b-tch..
……what!
nothing!