Customer Tool
a dumbf-ck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. they then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were f-cked in the head…. the moral of the story… the waiter’s job is to be respected!
customer tool 1: “can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?” (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)
customer tool 2: do you have a camera you can lend us?
customer 3: do you have a kid’s playroom? (at a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child’s entertainment- a park is across the road)
waiter: i have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- b–tch! do i look like f-ckin’ kodak?
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