Cut the melon


to insert a b-n-r parallel to the b-ttcrack, without penetration to the -n-s. similar to t-ttie f-cking.
she wanted -n-l s-x but he cut the melon instead
the act of having s-x with b-tt cheeks where there is no penetration to the -n-s. similar to t-ttie f-cking.
jen wanted -n-l s-x, but instead, brad cut the melon.

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