cut the truffle
while during the act of farting, a little nugget of p–p accidentally escapes. similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.
“what’s wrong? why are you- omg! did you cut the cheese?”
“nah man, i cut the truffle.”
“ugh! you so nasty!”
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