Cute Tripping
like guilt tripping, cute tripping is when a a significant other makes you feel bad by acting cute, making you stay on the phone longer or making you do ch-r-s you don’t wanna do.
bf: ok bae i’m going to hang up the phone now.
gf (in super cute voice): awww don’t leave me…your gonna leave me. won’t you stay with me pwe-sse?
bf: hey don’t you go cute tripping on me!
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