Cutting Ham
used to describe when you or someone else is doing something other than actual work. also used to cover up tardiness or any other task that usually -ssigned to the person in question.
subordinate: hey boss, i’m going to be in around noon. i’ll be out cutting ham.
boss: ok, but keep the ham cutting to 4 hours. the big boss is starting to look at time sheets.
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