cuttlefish of cthulhu
(noun) from the band gwar mythos, the lead singer and alien from the planet sc-mdogia oderus urungus’ s-xual reproductive organ. it resembles a human male p-n-s and spurts blood when excited. looks slightly like a huge slug with huge saggy t-st-cl-s dangling from the base.
oderus had his cuttlefish of cthulhu confiscated in south carolina by the cops.
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