Cuttlegoat
the demon from which both cuttlefish and goats were sp-wned. this demon lives on the rocky slopes of the mid-atlantic ridge.
cuttlefish and goats clearly share the same eyes p-ssed down to them by their demonic ancestor, the cuttlegoat.
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