Cuzphobia


or (cousinphobia)

a rare mutation of mephobia (fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it and everybody dies.), where the phobia appears in two or more first cousins almost simultaneously.

cure – there is none.
cousin1: “cousin, we have a problem. i have just diagnosed myself with cuzphobia and you’re the nearest cousin which means…”
cousin2: “no! now we’ll never find someone as awesome as us!”

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