cyber-affirmation
noun or verb
the act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently “doing” (besides typing into facebook or twitter – which is what you are actually doing!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (as my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a “status update” – it’s a cry for help!)
see also: cyber-vanity
dan is totally into cyber-affirmation. he updates his facebook status ten times a day. as if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry ch-r-.
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