cyber perv


a cyber perv = an extremely common s-xual being that lives on the internet. a cyber perv tends to be a pervert on internet chat room who is trying to give themselves a good time…over a computer screen? you may think that this sounds so sick it cannot exist, but indeed my friend, i am speaking the truth.

a cyber perv is usually a fat, no-hoper from america, seeking s-xual fun out of english pre-teens with webcams. to make it even worse, he usually is about 50 years of age.

in order to find a “victim” the cyber perv enters an internet chat room, and simply types in “any young girls want some fun? p2p me. msn & cam” in non-cyber perv language, this means. “are there any young sl-ts who want to get dirty with an old geezer with msn and a webcam?” if they get a response in p2p (this means a person to person chat, a somewhat, private way to chat on an internet chat room.) they will advance and ask them their a/s/l. (age/s-x/location) young teenage girls should be warned that if they asked this question, they should simply give a quick, smart comment to knock them off their feet, hopefully this will tell him in the kindest way, to f-ck right off. examples of these smart comments are:
not/inter/ested
p-ss/right/off
or, the best one of all…
i’m not a dirty sl-t for you to take advantage of…die cyber perv die!!!!
“i nearly just got e-raped by a cyber perv”
“aaaah! help! a cyber perv!!!”
“that strange looking man looks like a cyber perv.”

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