Cyber Pimp


a man whom all the internet chicks go for, even though he can’t get a date in real life. ;_;
all of the girls get h-rny when solo maxwell the cyber pimp enters the chatroom!
a person who explicitly solicits girls on webcam for personal gain.
my friend has like 7 hoes who work webcams all day, he must be some kind of cyber pimp.
a person who gets many b-tches online to send him naked pictures of them, but when the cyber pimp meets with them in real life, the b-tches gets disgusted.
person 1: d-mn fregs look at the picture she send you, her t-ts are perfect. you’re such a cyberpimp, try to get her in bed with you.
cyber pimp: yea i tried but when i meet with her at the hotel, she told me that i smell bad and then left.
one who hosts websites for another.
in the same manner a pimp ‘rents’ out his b-tches to random people, a cyber-pimp rents his websites. a cyber-pimp can also ‘pimp his site’ in various ways.
person: man, matt’s such a good cyber-pimp.
another person: yeah. i just hope i don’t get a virus from his site.
a man who is able to make women wet through instant messaging. it is actually the evolution of pimping – not being bound by locality or a maximum number of concurrent ladies to pimp (the ability to cybers-x multiple women at the same time). unlike the wannabes (see: geek, nerd), a cyberpimp is often able to achieve physical intercourse with members of his digital harem.
cruk’d – “what up sun”

mplicit – “chillin bro, got this new bird in my digital harem, feelin it”

cruk’d – “nice… cyberpimp that -ss”
an adult webmaster.

the owner or operator of an adult web site.
“her cyber pimp built her escort site”
one who aspires to be a pimp, but can never be the real thing. he/she are frequently seen online at chat rooms/forums/personal ads/dating sites boasting how cool/”da bomb”/pimp-ish-alish they are. they are really a cybergeek or geekette and whould never qualify for true pimp-dom. they give the proper “pimp” a bad name
“check out my screen name, yo….”pimpn8ez”……..”i been hittin da skinz all over the net, yo”…..”these cyber b-tches are easier than a fi dolla ho”

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