Cyberloafing
the act of employees using their organization’s internet access for personal purposes during work hours. the norm for the 21st century employee.
surfing the web for entertainment, sending/receiving personal emails, online chatting, online stock trading, shopping online, etc. during work hours is considered cyberloafing.
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