cyclops titty
one large, single nippled t-tty that protrudes from the middle of a woman’s breastplate. females with this condition must get special bras tailored for they’re mammoth mammary or opt to not wear one at all.
dan: so i took this girl out right.
laur: nice.
dan: yeah, anyways, i took this girl out. we went to the bar had drinks the whole shebang. get her back to my place right we start making out.
laur: mhmm
dan: i pinch the bra off start playing with what i thought was her right t-t, and it was nice, it was nice, ya know real smooth and firm, i’m saying nice.
laur: go on…
dan: i go to give lefty some action too and i can’t find the f-cker! i pull her shirt down and the b-tch had one big ol’ cyclops t-tty.
laur: d-mn man. what’d you do throw her out?
dan: nah i f-cked her.
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