cygnus
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a term referring to a misshaped male genitalia. a cygnus occurs when the shaft shortens and becomes many times wider at the base while the tip makes flat, often resembling an upside down tea-cup.
further symptoms of cygnus can be an over-inflated ego, an urge to complain about everything and a constant need to wear womens thong underwear backwards.
some scientists thought that cygnus or cygni were caused from rapid and repet-tive masturbation. but new studies show that it is caused when a lowly male attempts to sodomize an unwilling prost-tute of the same s-x.
“you know if you keep trying this you might develop a cygnus”
“oh my god, is that a cygnus….gross!”
“is that a tea cup in your pocket or are you just hap…. oh ugh.. it’s a cygnus sorry”
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