Cyndee May
vietnamese model and the hottest girl ever period. pictures of her are posted all over the tumblr sites of guys who want her (all heteros-xual guys) and girls who wanna be her (all girls).
bob: dude i would suck my own d-ck and do myself in the -ss if i could if it meant i could smell cyndee may’s hair
joe: sh-t, son i would cut my own d-ck off just to see her in person.
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sally: omg i would give up the left side of my brain to have cyndee may’s body
jane: really, cuz i would give up my whole brain just for her eyes
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