Cypress Creek


1. more commonly referred to as “cypress crack” or “boricua high;” a school populated to a great extent by hispanic students, currently under the control of a fascist dictator, referred to as “zombie commander” by many. also houses a small population of elitist, antisocial students.

syn. puerto rico, see also ib.
hey guys, cypress only lost the game by 35 today!

oye, escuchaste esa nueva cancion de reggaeton?

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