cytometer
1. h-ll on earth. it will literally kill your soul. you should never utter the word cytometer because the photon gods will kill you.
2. fancy -ss cell counter. not all that impressive unless you are trying to pad your resume.
3. science box with lasers. cannot get you laid.
4. end of the line science gadget for r-t-rd graduate students to waste time on.
5. i hate my life, after cytometry
you work on a cytometer?
yeah!
i’m breaking up with you.
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