D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)


a person who uses a microphone in mic enabled online multiplayer games to talk, play recordings, or do various other things completely irrelevant to the game at hand.

it is reserved for people who do nothing but play music, brag about various things, or berates fellow teammates for doing nothing all the while they had a mic and did nothing useful with it.
“you d.a.w.m. (dork with a microphone)” or “what a d.a.w.m. (dork with a microphone)”

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