D.B. Pooper


after presenting the toilet with an act of sacrifice from your bowels, going in to wipe and getting no results on the toilet paper, and after looking into the toilet, finding no evidence of feces. not sure if your ejecta just went straight down through the closet bend, and without a witness, you question your t-rds very existence.
meyer: this morning i was excited to drop the -ss goblins because i had three servings of corn last night, but leaving the bathroom i didnt even know if i let the tangy b-tt nuts out or not.
kirkland: sh-t, man, you had a d.b. p–per?
meyer: all i had left to my name was a clean piece of toilet paper and a mind full of doubt.

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