D G.A.P.
d g.a.p. stands for drunkest guy at party. d g.a.p. the word was founded by university of idaho students’ who wanted to give an award to the drunkest person at each party.
jojo: who had to have been the d g.a.p. at last nights party?
consensus: it had to be jamie for the heroic 19 and 0 on the table
jamie: i wanna thank all my bros at delta tau delta for the award all i gotta say is it’s an honor to be the d g.a.p.
dgap – (dee-gap) pr-nounced as one word, not d.g.a.p
don’t get all p-ssed.
this acronym is used tell alleviate tension when one (a friend, coworker, etc) is getting all p-ssed/stressed.
no matter the situation, you’ll always be able to crack a smile from your friend. not only does this allow the gapper to stop and really think about how seriously the situation is or isn’t, your group/friends will appreciate the alleviated tension.
while you could say the full sentence, the acronym should be used to express the urgency in not getting all p-ssed.
relatedly, if you are the one getting all p-ssed you could express your dismay by stating that you’re “gapped” or “gapping.”
caution – while this works in almost any situation, please use your judgement. for example if it is a serious situation (friend falls 7 feet, website breaks, someone really f-cked up, someone dies) don’t use dgap. it will only make the gapper, get more gapped. don’t ruin dgap by not using your judgement/common sense.
in no way, shape, or form can a person be “a dgap.”
friend: “well this b-tch i hate walked into work today in this awful getup and i was like why can’t you just be normal…ramble..ramble”
you: dgap.
friend: the client is getting gapped right now because we haven’t responded and are late on these features.
you: well tell them to dgap and you need to dgap too.
you: i’m seriously gapping right now because my pizza still hasn’t been delivered
pizza man: dgap.
drunkest girl at the party
that girl is definitely the dgap — she took 15 peppermint patty shots and is now p-ssed out in the bathroom!
i’ve had a rough week, let’s get hammered and totally be the dgap’s at the party…not that we’re alcoholics or anything
note: can be used for both men and women (albeit for men in an ironic way)
to say how some ones got a piny
(d.g.a.p) daniel (williams) has got a piny
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