D.P. Drought


the feeling that one gets the morning after eating d.p. dough directly before bed, synonymous with a desert in one’s mouth.
“i knew i shouldn’t have eaten d.p. dough before bed. i got the f-ckin d.p. drought again… f-ck!”

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