D.T.A.L.
acronym meaning “deep throat at life.” used to describe someone who sucks so much at life that they’ve managed to turn it into a talent, like deep throat.
“ok seriously, is sucking at life not enough right now?? do i not have enough personal sh-t going on?? i realize mercury is in retrograde but, aside from that i’m almost positive that the sun/moon/stars are perfectly lined against me!!
the following has happened in the last week:
wednesday – while vacuuming the vacuum caught fire! not just smoke that smelled horrible but actual flames! no more vacuum.
friday – wicked gnar traffic because a crane falls on the 405! the “check engine” light goes on in my car (less than 15k miles on my car) my dinner plans flaked out/had a better option.
sat-rday – didn’t want to get out of bed all day, so i’m chillin in my room watching tv & all of a sudden the picture is gone on every channel! i have a sony and its no more than 5 yrs old!! i have sound but no picture, i no longer “watch tv” in my room…
today – bought two 6 packs of beer just before i get home. i parked & gathered my purse/messenger bag, reached to grab the beer and drop my makeup bag which breaks the only thing that keeps me sane in traffic & allows me to eat my “cake”. so i start to cry and walk upstairs and the god d-mn 7-11 bag tears and i broke an entire 6 pack of michelob ultra.
all of this is a “true story”
i give up! whoever is f-cking with me, you win!
— waves white flag —” – cara mia
cl-ssic example of d.t.a.l.
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