D-turn
when one approaches a no u-turn sign, but must turn around regardless, so they make a left into a parking lot and go around, forming a d.
girl: f-ck i missed the restaurant and i can’t make any u-turns on this road!
guy: just make a d-turn.
girl: wtf is a d-turn?
guy: d-mn look it up on urban dictionary. must you suck at everything?
girl: i’m sorry…
guy: it’s ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we’ll get there.
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