D-ware

abreviation for delaware township new jersey. a place where animals outnumber the people. often made fun of by jelous prats from flemington.
chris: shut up your from f-ckin dware
julie: you better watch your mouth or we’ll come after you with our pitchforks and bucking broncos
slang term that refers to delaware new jersey; a place where electricity is scarce and running water is merely a myth.
tim: theres a party in d-ware tonight.
bob: really?
tim: no.
1. slang term for delaware township in new jersey

2. only area in new jersey where the sport of “cow-tipping” is legal, and partic-p-ted in regularly
when traveling through d-ware, be sure to stop by the general store to check out the local nightlife and social community. bicyclists welcome! 🙂
a place that n-body nos of except the ppl in it where house are at least 1/2 mile away from each other where the roads are one lane and people travel by feet, bike, or horse and cow-tipping is legal
kim:we gunna go cow-tipping tonight?
nicole:what happens when they wake up and chase us?
me:call 9-1-1 the dware police will be there in about an hour
a term that many people that aren’t d-ware think they can define… but can’t! to really know what d-ware means you must first live in delaware, nj. but, just don’t think because you live there, you understand! knowing d-ware means you must suffer countless insults and years and years of hazing, not just from outsides, but also from within d-ware. only then can you really understand……
d-ware is a group of a select few
a place in the middle of freakin no where
and where cow tippin is the national past time
and where ppl moo at u in high school
in hight school….

alex: so where are u from ?
johnny: d ware
alex: moooooooooo!!!
no definition is worthy of the d-ware
also see d-warian
1. d-warian: noun; some one from d-ware
“hey were from rfms, where do we go d’ware losers?”
“bow down before us u mere mortals”
“yes masters”
-regular visitor conversations

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