Dab moms
moms that go to yoga, starbucks, wear lulu lemon everymorning. they feed their kids only organic non gmo fair trade stuff they found on pinterest. they usually wear clothes that are white. dab moms live on white pants 24/7. they feed themselves these weird vegan diets at whole foods
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person 2 she seems like a dab moms
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