Dab-tarded


generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.
“man we were so dab-tarded last year i don’t know how we found a house and signed a lease.”

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