dabsent


when you are too high to show up to school or work because you took dabs (highly concentrated thc wax heated and used with a gl-ss nail or a skillet)
ben: wow, that was a fat dab, i think i’m too posted to go to school now.

evan : yeah, i think i’m going to be dabsent too.

ben : unexcused dabsence, fooook yeah.

evan : i’m hungry.

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