Dad Half Hour


a length of time described by a father as half an hour when in reality it is a period of 10 to 15 minutes.
dad on phone with son: i’ll pick you up in half an hour
son to friend: i’ve got to go in like 10 minutes
friend to son: didn’t he say half an hour?
son to friend: dad half hour man
friend to son: oh right.

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