dad jeans


jeans that are no longer fashionable and are usually characterized by a tapered leg, high waist or brand name that was cool about ten years ago. dad jeans are typically worn by aging men with salt and pepper hair who are in denial that they are no longer hip, have children and drive a station wagon or suv.
i felt so old last night at the bar…my friend brian’s dad jeans were like woman repellent!

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