Dad Zoned
when a girl likes you as a friend so much you become a dad to her. no one’s as close to a girl as her dad. the consequence is that no girl wants to hook up for her dad.
john looks a little older than the average college student, so all his friends call him “dad.” because of this, all of the girls call john “dad” as well, and see him as a father figure to the friend group. john has in effect been dad zoned.
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