daddy-beard
the largest and most majestic beard found on a man. most often this is the common facial beard (hair found on the lower facial area and chin), but depending on hair-growth patterns and grooming habits, the daddy-beard could also be the man’s knee-beard, body beard, throat beard, or -ss beard.
don’t let your knee-beards get c-cky now, thinking they rule the roost now that you’ve gone and shaved off daddy-beard. keep them in their place. on your knees.
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