daddy likes instagram
when a dad (your or someone else’s) makes an awkward comment on a picture shared through social media.
t: greg’s dad commented on facebook “wish i was there” on the vacation photo of my wife in a bikini.
j: i saw, dude, he went all daddy likes instagram on your photo.
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