Daddy Noob
the informal but non derogatory term for a first time fathers novice and inexperienced disposition of parenting, often resulting in embarr-ssing moments and public humiliation of said “noobness” that can either cause great laughter or deep sympathy for his fathering future.
other definitions include;
– if you haven’t changed your kids diaper yet.
– you nodded reading above definition.
– tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.
– you define spending a night alone parenting your child as “babysitting.”
– other variations include; dnoob
example #1 ——
guy: well, honey! do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
honey: you may have moobs, but it doesn’t work that way daddy noob.
example #2 ——
doctor: nurse, my forceps.
nurse: sure thing!
guy: babe, this doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
girl: tell me your joking dnoob.
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