daddy tax
the portion of a child’s meal, halloween candy, video game time, etc. that a father rightly takes as his own, mostly because you wouldn’t be there without him. this particularly applies to things that your father buys for you – because there’s no such thing as a free lunch, and life is hard, so you better get used to it.
my kids came home from their halloween trick-or-treating, and as they sorted through the candy, i took all of their reese’s peanut b-tter cups as daddy tax.
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