dadult


a young-ish male between 18 and 30 who feigns maturity by adopting the demeanour, sense of humour, dress sense, tired att-tudes and the general guise of their father or a generic “dad”. usually done as a result of never having been very interesting in the first place
mark is a f-cking boring dadult who buys blue harbour, drinks ale, and has a receding hairline of a 40 year old

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