Dadvice
the older i get, the more i realise dad knows best…
“paint the skirting boards before the wall or the other way around? time to call for some dadvice.”
sound, rational advice that you can’t f-cking stand to listen to.
“you know, you really should start putting away at least ten percent of what you’re making.”
“yeah thanks for the dadvice i’ll get right on it.”
noun
guidance or recommendations concerning trivial future action for a new dad, typically given by a recent dad who believes his p-ssion for internet searches makes him knowledgeable or authoritative.
he took the hipster’s dadvice on how to swaddle a newborn while holding onto a micro-brew.
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