Daedric

adj: of or having to do with daedra

verb: to violate repeatedly with a daedric artifact.
adj:
paul: i got a daedric dagger from mehrunes dagon last night.
nathan: awesome!

verb:
nathan: i daedriced your mom last night.
paul: so not cool man!
1 more definition
judge, jury, and executioner, daedric is the sheriff. once a mere deputy sheriff, daedric enforced the law vigorously until his superior left, leaving him as the lone sheriff.

while daedric has rarely been seen, his image has been represented in various ways, such as a cloaked, grim reaper-like figure with a large reaper, blazing red eyes, and a nickel-slick sheriff badge.

using nearly superhuman cunning, intelligence, and dedication, sheriff daedric has laid down the law and arrested many bandits, even executing numerous outlaws such as one that referred to himself as “jin the legend”. recently, a world wrestling entertainment wrestler, randy orton, gave himself a nickname to tribute the ultimate legend-killer, daedric.

while daedric’s county seems to be unknown at the moment, links to him can be found when searching for the one named anubis.
you better watch out, the sheriff’s on guard.

daedric just annihilated jin.

be careful, daedric may be watching.