dago dazzlers


noun (plural): a multiplicity of official (or official-looking) doc-ments, permits, p-sses, and/or letters of authorization, typically bearing apparently authentic governmental stamps, seals, and signatures, to be presented mostly by scientific expeditions from developed nations whenever challenged by local, often sub-literate, authorities attempting to impede their progress to extort monies or other remunerations in return for “safe p-ssage” through a specific area under their control; the intent being to thwart such local tactics by implication of the threat of condign action from a superior governmental power should the papers presented be ignored.
“suddenly our progress was halted by a group of armed men, but after a few tense minutes they waved us along, after dr. keller flashed his packet of dago dazzlers in their faces.”
something or someone that sparkles to impress
you sure are a dago dazzler with that outfit!

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