dagus wafer


1. something that stinks both literally and in the metaphoric sense.

2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one’s -n-l region or cavity.

3. see: dingleberry.

4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.
ray: “dude, i just got fired! that’s so dagus wafer!”

mark: “oh, man… that totally sucks, dude. i’m b-mmed for ya. your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that.”

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