Daiquiri Dick


similar to whiskey d-ck except brought on by a small intake of colorful fruity drinks created to satisfy women. closet homes-xuals often experience this problem after drinking 2 daiquiris and attempting to put their d-ck in an orifice other then a man’s -sshole.
as brett was unable to summon his fantasy of a hairy bear he suffered from daiquiri d-ck then p-ssed on the naked girl and slept to watch gossip girl another day.

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