Dairy Smorgasbord
when you go a week without washing your b-lls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. you then c-m in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese
dude, wisdom just gave that chick a dairy smorgasbord last night.
when you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your c-m.
a.k.a:
the dsb
“the smorg”
head 2.0
cool kid 1: yo cool kid 2! what you do last night?
cool kid 2: oh hey cool kid 1, chris’ mom came over and i gave her a dairy smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb’s are the t-ts.
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