when you have a prolapsed -n-s and you insert it into a v-g-n- and sh-t
“ey brotamo i gave la-a a dakota access pipeline last night. i probably will never see her again
- soccer buddy
a person who enjoys soccer as much as you do and loves you and is perfect for you my soccer buddy is my best friend
- schezuan sauce
sauce made my mcdonalds for a brief time with a sponsorship with the disney movie mulan. its internet fame took off after an episode of rick and morty made multiple references to the discontinued sauce. it may come back in 2018 with the live action mulan movie. he’s selling a packet of schezuan sauce on […]
- toss slippers
similar to toss salad, defined as the licking and general oral pleasuring of ones -n-s, to toss someone’s slippers is to suck upon their toes. man, i really miss how my third wife would toss my slippers after a long day at work, she could really toss slippers.
a mix between a molly and a percocet dude, jimmy is tweaking of 3 yercs right now!