Dalen


the most amazing man that you will ever meet.
he’s sweet, kind, caring, generous, trustworthy, considerate, honest, and just… perfect. no one can top dalen, it’s an impossibility. he knows how to treat his ladies and has the biggest heart ever! he’s an amazing friend and will go well out of his way for anyone he cares about. he has an amazing smile and is just a doll. be jealous.
my boyfriend dalen is better than yours.
(n.) a lover of mac and cheese.
guy 1: d-mn, that b-tch loves her some mac and cheese!
she must be one h-ll of a dalen!
guy 2: f-ck yeah, i wish she would love some of my mac and cheese!
dalen, also known as “raging f-ggot”, has no friends, and is very rude to his sister. he has no skill with the ladies. it would be best to avoid any of these creatures at all times.
is that dalen? what a f-g.

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