Dali nap
extremely brief nap as devised by catalan surrealist artist salvador dali. he would slide off to sleep in a chair with his arm over the side, holding a spoon over a plate on the floor. the instant he fell asleep, his hand would loosen up and the spoon would fall out and hit the plate with a clatter that woke him up again. he claimed that the brief rest thus afforded him worked wonders.
the boss is coming in the door in twenty seconds. i’d better take a dali nap.
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