Dallas Oil Spill
when a girl is giving you head, and when you’re about to c-m, you make a big deal out of it, but only c-m a little, and hold the rest in. when she removes your d-ck from her mouth and looks at you confused, you c-m all over her face.
i gave my girlfriend a dallas oil spill last night. it was funny, but she didn’t appreciate it much.
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