dallas stars


the dallas stars came to dallas in 1993 from the minnesota north stars. they won the stanley cup in 1999 defeating the buffalo sabres in 6 games. they are in the pacific division and western conference.
the dallas stars are defending pacific division champs.
best mother f-cking team in the nhl, best fans, best city, best arena (american airlines stadium kicks -ss (especially since theres a d-mn nice hooters a block away)

one of our many quirks is shouting stars at the top of lungs whenever the word is used in the star spangle banner at the beginning of the game
douche: hey what team do you represent

stars fan: the big d-a-double l-a-s stars!! (dallas stars)

douche: ohh i dont like them

stars fan: i will now be completely polite in shaking your hand and saying why the h-ll not??!!
a word we came up with when we saw a kid dallas draw stars on his fingers. so whenever we draw stars on our hands we call them dall-sstars =d
why did you draw stars on your hands?
cuz we saw dallas do it and now we have dall-sstars too!
a good team. n-body really likes dallas though, outside of texas. they have terrible fans and located in one of the worst states in america.
hockey fan: shame the dallas stars are in texas, otherwise i might like them. wonder if george w. bush is a dallas stars fan…
3 time stanley cup champs, but only 1 in dallas; former minnesota north stars; spend a lot of money to be good
the stars are 1 of those rich b-tch teams.
by far the worst team in the nhl. there captain mike modano is terrible and hurt. their fans think they are the greatest. they have a pathetic 2 stanley cups. they are the worst team in nhl history and i hope they never win again.
the dallas stars lost again and finished their season 0-82-0

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