Dallas Tornado


(verb.) the s-xual act of taking 5 cans of chili and pouring them into a rusty blender. then you take you genitalia (usually p-n-s) and put it into the blender. while pressing “blend” do not withdraw the genitalia. this can cause extreme pain.

-disclaimer: warning, do not try this s-xual activity, you will loose your private parts.-
dude, last night i dallas tornadoed and it felt great!

i do not understand why any one would want to dallas tornado.

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