damacantcum
when you are so drunk that you try to beat off and you end up falling asleep because it takes too much effort to be able to c-m. also may apply to failure of drunken s-xual intercourse (may me v-g-n-l or -n-l or even the oral variety) abbreviation is d.c.c
last night i was so hammered i woke up this morning and thought back to last night when i was wacking off and thought to myself damacantc-m
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